i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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