We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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