bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
wow bdsm is so cute
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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