i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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