Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Randomize
