I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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