she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
