So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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