I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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