i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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