don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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