Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
