come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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