And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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