So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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