I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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