I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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