is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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