So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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