Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Welp...herpes.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Randomize
