honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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