I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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