I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
50% drunk capacity currently
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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