didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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