Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
