is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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