Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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