i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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