do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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