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He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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