is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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