you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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