I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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