Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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