i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I will pee on everything he values.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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