It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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