He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I am one with the molecules
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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