Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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