It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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