Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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