The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Randomize
