After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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