Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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