Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
handjob tips. give me some.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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