idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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