Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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