After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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