if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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