Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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