So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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