I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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