That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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