so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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