i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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