just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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